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生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕5
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早上好
莱纳德
Good morning,leonard.
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我们开车去上班的路上
yeah.
we're gonna
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要在陶瓷大库房[家居专卖店]停一下
Have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work.
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我在那里买了星战床单
I bought these star wars sheets,
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但躺在这上面实在是太刺激了
But they turned out to be much too stimulating
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我根本不能安心睡着
To be compatible with a good night's sleep.
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黑武士盯着我看
我很不爽
I don't like the way darth vader stares at me.
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我不去上班了
I'm not going to work.
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就算你的研究生涯这几年里毫无建树
Oh,just because your career's been stagnant
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那也没必要放弃啊
For a few years,that's no reason to give up.
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谢尔顿
我整晚都没睡
Sheldon,i was up all night
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我在用自由电子激光束
Using the new free-electron laser
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做X射线散射实验
For x-ray diffraction experiment.
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是不是激光束碰巧把你视网膜烤焦了
Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
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没
No.
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那你就能开车了
快走
Then you can drive. let's go.
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我不是告诉你了么
我现在是晚上工作
Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights
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你要另外想办法了
And that you'd have to make other arrangements?
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是啊
You did.
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所以
And?
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我没办法
I didn't.
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走吧
Let's go.
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晚安
谢尔顿
Good night,sheldon.
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那我怎么去上班啊
But how am I going to get to work?
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乘公交车
Take the bus.
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我再也不能乘公交车了
I can't take the bus anymore.
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车上没安全带啊
They don't have seat belts,and they won't let you
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而且他们不让我用橡皮绳子把自己拴在座椅上
Latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
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你想用橡皮绳子把自己捆在座椅上
You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?
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我不是想
我已经做到了
I didn't try. I succeeded.
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但不知为什么
其他乘客对此很惊慌
But for some reason,it alarmed the other passengers
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他们让我滚下车
And I was asked to de-bus.
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傻孩子
Oh,you're a big boy.
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你会自己想出办法的
You'll figure it out.
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别把我当孩子
Don't talk to me like I'm a child.
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你现在立刻带我去退掉星战床单
Now,take me to return
my star wars sheets!
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佩妮
Penny?
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佩妮
佩妮
Penny? penny?
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谢尔顿
你搞什么
Sheldon. what is it?
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莱纳德睡着了
Leonard's asleep.
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谢谢你的最新更新
Thanks for the update.
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别
等等
No. wait.
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你一定要开车送我去上班
You have to drive me to work.
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我看未必
Yeah,i really don't think I do.
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但我不会开车
我也不想坐公交车
But I don't drive,and I can't take the bus.
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只要你不用那橡皮绳
Honey,you'll be fe as long as you don't do
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坐公交肯定没问题的
That bungee cord thing,okay?
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佩妮
Penny.
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你不是声称我们是朋友吗
Didn't you recently stated that you and I are friends?
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是的
谢尔顿
我们是朋友
Yes,sheldon. we are friends.
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所以说我在这儿是引用
Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand
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我们隐含的友谊契约书中的一个重要部分
Is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.
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帮助
The favor.
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上帝啊
Oh,dear god.
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对不起
我不是故意
I'm sorry,i didn't realize
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来打扰你做早晨祷告
I was interrupting your morning prayers.
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你做完了我们就出发
When you're done,we'll go.
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谢谢你送我去上班
Thank you for driving me to work.
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今天是我的休息日
谢尔顿
You know this is my day off,sheldon.
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太好了
看来我没有耽误你什么事
Oh,good. I'm not keeping you from anything.
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你的"检查引擎"灯亮着
Your "check engine" light is on.
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一般来说
这算是提醒你
Typically that's an indicator
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去检查引擎
To,you know,check your engine.
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没什么事
这灯亮了一个月了
It's fine. it's been on for,like,a month.
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这样说来的话
那你就有更多的理由去
Well,actually,that would be all the more reason to...
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检查引擎了
You know,check your engine.
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谢尔顿
我的车没事
Sheldon,it's fine.
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如果没事的话
If it were fine,
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那这灯就不会亮了
The light wouldn't be on.
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制造商装了这个灯
That's why the manufacturer installed that light,
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就是为了告诉你有问题
To let you know it's not fine.
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大概是这灯坏了
Maybe the light's broken.
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有没有检查"检查引擎灯"的灯
Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"?
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干嘛
What?
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试验表明
在开车的时候
Studies have shown that performing tasks
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某些行为
诸如吃东西
打电话
Such as eating,talking on a cell phone
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或者喝咖啡
Or drinking coffee while driving
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会降低人的反应速度
Reduces one's reaction time
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就跟喝了一盎司酒精一样
By the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.
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你带酒了吗
Do you have any alcohol?
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当然没有
Of course not.
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可惜了
Too bad.
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你要走欧几里德大道吗
You're going up euclid avenue?
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莱纳德是从洛斯罗布斯大道开的
Leonard takes los robles avenu
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随便他
Well,good for leonard.
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欧几里德大道是直线距离
的确更近
Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies,
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但是这里有减速坡
会极大地降低
But it has speed bumps,which appreciably increase
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点到点的行驶速度
Point-to-point drive time,
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所以走这条路实际上更慢
Making It the less efficient choice.
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但是方向盘是在你手里
But you have the conn.
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当然了
如果你在过减速坡的时候
Of course,if you're not going to slow down
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不减速的话
For the speed bumps,
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那我就收回之前的意见
I withdraw my previous objection.
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我有一个有趣的问题
Here's a fun question.
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你知道最常见的街道名字是什么吗
Do you know what the most common street name is?
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不知道
No.
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