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生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕3
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亲爱的战友们
Fellow warriors,
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我是征服者谢耳朵
This is sheldor the conqueror.
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我们将要挺进阿克西多斯堡垒
We are about to enter axidus' fortress.
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这是一场持久战
请大家做好排尿工作
Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.
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好的
巴里
我们再等等你
All right, barry, we'll wait for you again,
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不过我建议你最好去看医生了
But you really
should see a doctor.
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谢耳朵暂时离开[网络用语]
Sheldor is afk.
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佩妮
你好像有什么困难的样子
Penny, are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?
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没错
我的门打不开了
Yes. I can't get
my stupid door open.
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你有没有意识到你是正在
You appear to have put
your car key
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用车钥匙开这扇门？
In the door lock-- are you aware of that?
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是的
Yeah.
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那好吧
All right, then.
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妈的
Damn it,
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妈的
妈的
妈的
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
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你能尽量不出声吗
Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?
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这该死的钥匙拔不出来了
I can't get the damn key out.
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那是肯定的
你那扇门上的鲍尔温锁
Well, it's not surprising-- that baldwin lock on your door
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用的是传统的边缘齿
Uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders,
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而你那辆大众的钥匙
Whereas the key for your volkswagen
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用的是中间齿系统
Uses a center cylinder system.
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谢谢你
谢尔顿
Thank you, sheldon.
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别客气
You're welcome.
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那你到底干嘛
Why did you put
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要把汽车钥匙塞到门锁里去
Your car key in the door lock?
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想知道为什么吗
我来告诉你
今天我有一次试镜
Why? I'll tell you why-- because today I had an audition,
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我跑到那儿去花了两小时
It took me two hours
to get there,
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然后又等了一小时才轮到我
I waited an hour for my turn,
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而在我开始之前
And before I could even start,
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他们却告诉我
They told me
I looked too midwest
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我长得太中西部化了
For the part.
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太中西部化
这他妈的算什么意思
Too midwest-- what the hell
does that even mean?
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在美国中西部定居的人们
Well, the american midwest was mostly settled
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大多都是斯堪的纳维亚和日耳曼血统的
By scandinavian and germanic people.
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他们脸部的毛发结构是很有特色的
They have a characteristic facial bone structure...
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我知道这是什么意思
谢尔顿
I know what it means, sheldon!
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上帝啊
我来洛杉矶已经快两年了
God! you know, I have been in l.a. for almost two years now,
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还没演过一出戏
And I haven't gotten
a single acting job.
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我什么事业都没完成
I've accomplished nothing, haven't gotten
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工资也没涨
而且有六个月没做爱了
A raise at work, haven't
even had sex in six months,
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就刚才
我在上楼梯的时候
And just now, when I was
walking up those stairs,
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一只苍蝇飞进我嘴巴里
我居然把它吃下去了
A fly flew in my mouth
and I ate it!
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实际上昆虫是很多国家餐桌上的必备
Well, actually, insects are a dietary staple in many cultures.
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差不多就可以把它们看作蛋白质
They're almost pure protein.
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我草你娘的
Oh, son of a bitch!
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我认为是的那些冷冻食物的融化
I believe the condensation on your frozen foods
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削弱了你纸袋的强度
Weakened the structural integrity of the bag.
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我们还是回到你那钥匙的问题上吧
But returning to your key conundrum,
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你应该去叫一个锁匠
Perhaps you should call a locksmith
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-来帮你开门
-我叫过了
And have him
open the door for you. I did.
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他说他什么时候到就什么时候到
He said he'll get here
when he gets here.
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你是不是因为他给你重复而无意义的回答
And you're frustrated
because he phrased his reply
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-而变得如此癫狂
-没有
In the form of a meaningless tautology? no!
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我之所以这样是因为我的人生充满了失败
I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything
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还有我嘴巴里有苍蝇味道
And my breath smells like fly.
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不哭
There, there.
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你想到我们的屋子里等吗
Would you prefer to wait in our apartment?
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不
谢尔顿
我想坐在这冰冷的地板上
No, sheldon, I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor
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像三岁小孩一样哭
Sobbing like a three-year-old.
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那好吧
All right, then.
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看在上帝的份上
For heaven's sake.
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我还当我掌握到挖苦的窍门了呢
Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.
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你随便坐
Make yourself comfortable.
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那里不行
Not there.
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谢耳朵回来了
Sheldor is back online.
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谢耳朵?
Sheldor?
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征服者
The conqueror.
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你在干嘛
What are you doing?
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暂时离开
Afk.
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我在玩科南时代
一个背景是
I'm playing age of conan,
an online multiplayer game
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罗伯特·E·霍华德科南野蛮时代的网络游戏
Set in the universe of robert e. howard's conan the barbarian.
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谢耳朵回来了
Sheldor back online.
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什么是"afk"
What's "afk"?
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Afk
Afk.
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暂时离开一下键盘
Away from keyboard.
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知晓了
Oh, I see.
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你那是代表什么意思
What does that stand for?
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知晓了
Oh, I see.
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我听见了
但那是代表什么
Yes, but what does it stand for?
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点击那只魔化的靴子
就能穿上了
Now, just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.
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等等啊
我能换一种颜色吗
Mm, I don't know-- can I see them in another color?
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点它就是了
Just click on them.
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祝贺你 你现在是一个3级的战士了
Yeah, congratulations. You are now a level-three warrior.
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-怎么回事
-莱纳德
What's going on? leonard,
guess what?
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我是一个3级战士了
I'm a level-three warrior.
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很好
Great.
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你知道你门外东西掉了一地么
Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?
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知道知道知道
Yeah, yeah, yeah. shh.
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我只是想告诉你
你的冰淇淋已经融化了
I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting
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而且招来了野生动物
And it's starting to attract wildlife.
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知道了
Uh-huh, yeah.
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我现在应该守在丛林里还是去海滩
