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考虑加入实验物理学行业的同学们
So you are considering going into experimental physics,
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我的大门永远向你们敞开
My door is always open.
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另外我要再次道歉 可能我的实验不怎么成功
Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out,
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但我们现在知道 你不小心把斯奈普桃汁
But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill
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掉进氦氖激光器的时候会发生什么了
Peach snapple into a helium neon laser.
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简单来说就是
别这么干
Short answer is... don't.
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现在我们来介绍一下理论物理系
And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department
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有请谢尔顿·库珀博士
Is dr. sheldon cooper.
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库珀博士
Dr. cooper?
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别叫我
Forget it.
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稍等
Excuse me.
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谢尔顿
我们都商量好了
Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.
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别浪费时间
It's a waste of time.
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我还不如给一群拉布拉多狗
I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics
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讲讲热力学定律呢
To a bunch of labradoodles.
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你再不出来 我就不带你去动漫书店
If you don't do this, i won't take you to the comic book store.
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你们好
Hello.
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顺便说一句
你的激光器不错
Nice work with the laser, by the way.
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看见你们朝气蓬勃的脸庞
Looking out at your fresh young faces,
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我回想起了我决定步入学术道路的那一刻
I remember when I too was deciding my academic future
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那时我还是个卑微的研究生
As a lowly graduate student.
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忘了说
我14岁
Of course, I was 14.
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不过我已经取得了你们大多数人
And I'd already achieved more than most of you
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望尘莫及的成就
虽然我九点上床
Could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime.
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现在
这个屋子里可能有一两个人
Now, there may be one or two of you in this room
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具备学好理论物理学的基本素质
Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics.
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即使可能你们学成了之后
Although, it's more likely that you'll spend
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只是拿来教五年级的小学生
Your scientific careers teaching fifth graders
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要做一个纸壳模型火山
How to make papier mache volcanoes
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要怎么使用碳酸氢钠火山岩
with baking soda lava.
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感谢老天
Oh, good god.
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简单来说
In short--
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如果谁告诉你们你们有朝一日
Any one who told you that you would someday be able
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能在物理学上有所建树
To make any significant contribution to physics,
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那完全是个残忍的笑话
太残忍了
Played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.
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有问题吗
Any questions?
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当然没有
Of course not.
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我为科学的未来流泪
I weep for the future of science.
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现在请允许我失陪了 新一期蝙蝠侠出版了
Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of batman is out.
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走吧
莱纳德
Come, leonard.
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现在看来
那个激光器实验还不错吧
Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?
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我喜欢每年的这个时候
I love this time of the year.
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落叶漫天飞舞 秋高气爽
The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air.
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还有
校园里一整群女生
Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students
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开始长刚刚好的秋膘
About to put on just enough winter weight
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让她们看起来既寒酸又易推倒
To make them needy and vulnerable.
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就是这样
宝贝
再来一份奶酪饼
That's right, honey, have another calzone.
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爸爸等着你
Daddy can wait.
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大学里没有规定 不能和研究生约会吗
Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students?
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没有
只要你搭得上讪
你就可以约一个
No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.
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妈的
陷阱真是无处不在
Damn, there's always a catch.
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你们好
Hey, guys.
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你好
莱斯利
Hey, leslie.
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傻蛋
我听说你昨晚把一个研究生恶心吐了
So, dumbass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.
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事实才是伸到那些喜欢道听途说者的嗓子眼里
The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat
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让你呕吐的那根手指头
Of those unprepared to hear it.
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不过我干嘛要跟二流智商的人解释这些呢
But why should I cater to second-rate minds?
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因为一流智商的人叫你傻蛋
Because first-rate minds call you "dumbass"?
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是吗
噢
Oh, yeah? well...
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你这个人真刻薄
You're a mean person.
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打扰了
库珀博士
Excuse me, dr. cooper,
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我是拉蒙娜·诺维茨基
I'm ramona nowitzki.
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我昨晚上旁听了你的讲话
I was at your talk last night.
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我觉得你实在是个天才
I think you're just brilliant.
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大家都这么认为
That is the prevailing opinion.
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我现在确实要吐了
Oh, now I'm gonna throw up.
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霍华德·沃罗威茨
工程系
Howard wolowitz, department of engineering,
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国际空间站废液处理系统的 设计师之一
Co-designer of the international space station's liquid waste disposal system.
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没兴趣
Ew.
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库珀博士
你发表的每一篇文章我都读过
Dr. cooper, I've read everything you've published.
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我尤其赞成你那篇如何取得
I especially liked your paper on grand unification
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线形网状聚合物的大统一理论的论文
Using string-network condensates
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我很好奇你是怎么发现
And were wondering how you determined
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三维线形网能够形成一张图
That three-dimensional string-nets provided
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同时涵盖费米子 和定量波色子的
A unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons?
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奇迹啊
一只有智慧的拉布拉多犬
Amazing, an intelligent labradoodle.
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你可以叫我伍夫
Woof.
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事实是我马上就能突破
The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough
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中微子如何从线形网聚合物中显形 这一难题了
In showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.
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天啊
那我们看物理学宇宙的方式 就彻底改变了
Oh, my god, that would change the way we view the entire physical universe.
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我就是在做这个
It's what I do.
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其实
我们的平斯金-沃罗威茨 废液处理系统
You know, the pishkin-wolowitz liquid waste disposal system
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也震动了一些人
Is turning a few heads as well.
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再说一次
没兴趣
Again, ew.
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我还想听听 你打算如何增加中微子
You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.
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我们什么时候一起喝杯咖啡好吗
Could we get a cup of coffee sometime?
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我不喝咖啡
I don't drink coffee.
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我喝
爱我
就请我喝一杯乔
I do. I love me a cup of joe.
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那
不一定要喝咖啡
Well, it doesn't have to be coffee.
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