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生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕22
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闻到了吗
Smell that?
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新漫画书的味道
That's the smell of new comic books.
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太棒了
Oh, yes.
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今天我来付账
伙计们
They're on me today, boys.
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你买单?
You're paying?
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你又去卖精子了?
Have you been selling your sperm again?
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没有
只是庆祝一下
No, I'm celebrating.
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现在
太空船
As we speak, the space shuttle
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正停在国际空间站
Is docking at the at the international space station
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配备沃罗威茨零重力
Where it will deploy the wolowitz zero-gravity
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废物处理系统
Waste disposal system.
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少给自己戴高帽
Oh, get over yourself.
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不就是高科技马桶嘛
It's a high-tech toilet.
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这么想
Just think.
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多亏你的杰作
Thanks to your hard work,
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国际太空宇航员才能
An international crew of astronauts
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大胆去没人去过的地方拉
Will "boldly go where no man has gone before."
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好笑吗
Is that supposed to be funny?
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确实好笑
I believe it is.
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结合引用《星际旅行》
The combination of the star trek reference
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和双重含义的动词
And the play on words involving the double-meaning
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去[拉]
Of the verb "to go"
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说明莱纳德拿你的
Suggests that leonard is humorously mocking
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太空管道工程开玩笑呢
Your efforts in space plumbing.
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行
开你们的小玩笑吧
Okay, make your little jokes,
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但我们四人之中
只有我
But of the four of us, I'm the only one making
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为科学技术做出实际贡献
Any real-world contribution to science and technology.
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他说得对
这可是重大成果
有两个原因
He's right. this is an important achievement, for two reasons.
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可以一号[小便]
Number one...
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还能二号[大便]
And, of course, number two!
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真聪明
Oh, clever!
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利用基数对应
Playing on the use of cardinal numbers
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隐喻人体机能
As euphemisms for bodily functions.
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给
谢尔顿
给你留的新《地狱男爵》
Here, sheldon, I pulled the new hellboy for you.
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太刺激了
It's mind-blowing.
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喂
严重剧透
Excuse me. spoiler alert.
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我没有透露什么啊
I didn't spoil anything.
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你说了很刺激
You told me it's mind-blowing.
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我的思维已经开始提前刺激了
So, my mind is going into it pre-blown.
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一旦提前刺激
还谈什么再刺激
And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.
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抱歉
I'm sorry.
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让圣诞怪杰跟圣诞节道歉去吧
Said the grinch to christmas.
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莱纳德
Uh, hey, leonard.
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我能跟你谈件事吗
Could I talk to you about something?
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可以
什么事
Sure, what's up?
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还记得几周前
Remember I went out with
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我和你朋友佩妮约会的事吗
Your friend, penny, a couple weeks ago?
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不太记得
Yeah, vaguely.
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你肯定记得
Sure you remember.
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你那晚还傻乎乎地
That was the night you went to the bar and made a fool
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去酒吧找陌生女人呢
Of yourself trying to pick up strange women.
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怎么了
What about it?
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上次约会不太顺利
Well, uh, the thing is, the date didn't go that well.
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真不幸
Oh. too bad.
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我想现在能做的就是爬起来
I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up,
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拍拍身上的土
忘记她向前看
Dust yourself off, forget it and move on.
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我做不到
I can't do that.
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见鬼了做不到
Why the hell not?
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因为我们明天还有个约会
'cause we're going out again tomorrow.
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打扰一下
斯图尔特
Excuse me, stuart.
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你看了新的《闪电侠》吗
Have you read the new flash?
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-没看呢
-我看了
- No. - well, I have
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大为惊叹呢
And it will knock your socks off!
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看你还能不能再惊叹
Good luck getting them back on.
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怎么说呢
Uh, anyway,
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我觉得这可能是我和佩妮最后的机会了
I figure this is probably my last shot with penny
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我不想搞砸了
And I don't want to screw it up.
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谁都不想搞砸
Nobody wants that.
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问题就是
这是第二次约会
Here's my question:it's the second date,
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你觉得她会想要进一步的身体接触么
You think she'll be expecting things to get physical?
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老天
Uh, gee, um...
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我初步的建议是不要
My initial reaction is "no," but, um,
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让我想想再回答你吧
Let me think about it and get back to you, okay?
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那你打我电话吧
Okay, so, you'll give me a call?
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你打我电话也行
Yeah, or you call me.
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好的
Great.
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谁都不打最好
Or nobody calls anyone.
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有意思
Interesting.
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佩妮的现任追求者寻求前任追求者的建议
Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.
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拉杰
谢谢你的友情字幕提示
You know, thanks for closed- captioning my pain, raj.
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你想确保他既得不到佩妮
Hey, want to make sure he gets nowhere with penny
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又不伤害你和他们的友情么
Without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?
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洗耳恭听
I'm listening.
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直接让他做过去两年
Just tell him to do everything
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你对佩妮做过的一切
You've done with her for the last two years.
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好啊
莱纳德
Hey, leonard.
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你好
Oh, hi.
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-最近如何
-很好
- How's it going? - good, good.
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-你呢
-也好
- You? - fine.
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我能问你件事么
Oh, hey, can I ask you something?
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当然
Sure.
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关于你的朋友斯图尔特
You know your friend stuart?
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怎么了
Yes.
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他又约我出去
我答应了
Well, he asked me out again and I said yes,
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然后我觉得
And then I started thinking
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应该先和你谈谈
Maybe I should talk to you first.
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谈什么
About what?
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我和你朋友约会
Well, does it bother you,
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你会不会觉得困扰
Me going out with one of your friends?
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我们从前...
'cause you know, you and me...
