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生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕5
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翻译：YY
小蛮腰
取子小Q
海因里希
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后期：孤帆
时间轴：小e
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校对：Vin
总监：YY
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生活大爆炸
第四季第五集
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我只是想说
一部像样的《绿巨人》
All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent
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让电影公司砸了不少钱
trying to make a decent Hulk movie,
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他们完全可以拿这笔钱
造一个真正的绿巨人出来
they could probably just make an actual Hulk.
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这观点真是聪明又有趣
That is apt and amusing.
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我应该跟艾米·菲拉·福勒分享
I think I shall share that with Amy Farrah Fowler.
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她一定会欣赏你的妙语连珠
She'll appreciate the witticism.
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不敢当
Thank you.
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这同时也能改善你在她心目中的最初印象
It'll also help improve her initial impression of you.
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你们俩最近如何
So what's going on with you two?
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状态一直维持不变
Well, the status is as it always was.
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她是位女生
她也是位朋友
She's a girl. She's a friend.
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但她不是我的
She is not my--
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请原谅我做这个动作
please forgive me for doing this--
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"女朋友"
"Girlfriend."
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好吧
好吧
Right, right.
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所以你们一直保持在发短信和发邮件的阶段吗
So you're still just texting and emailing?
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你难道一点也不想跟她呆在一起吗
比如
You don't feel any need to hang out with her, you know--
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呆在一个房间也好啊
be in the same room?
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莱纳德
你是我最好的朋友
Leonard, you are my best friend.
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我认识你整整七年了
I've known you for seven years,
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而我却还难以忍受
咱俩同坐在一个沙发上这个事实
and I can barely tolerate sitting on the couch with you.
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你就可以想象得到
Imagine my attitude regarding
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我对与艾米·菲拉·福勒长时间身体接触的态度了
prolonged physical proximity to Amy Farrah Fowler.
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明白了
Got it.
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我感觉你有意见
I sense judgment on your part.
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没有
哪有
No, no.
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或许有那么一点儿吧
Maybe a little.
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我可以认为你的批评是基于嫉妒吗
May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy.
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嫉妒
有什么值得让我嫉妒的
Jealousy? What do I have to be jealous of?
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我与一位女性有一段运行良好且令人满意的关系
I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female.
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而你没有
You have none.
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被你说中了
Oh, right. That.
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嫉妒是一个丑陋的
眼发绿光的怪物
Jealousy is an ugly green-eyed monster--
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跟绿巨人浩克一样
not unlike the Hulk--
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随便说一下
人家也是有女朋友的
who, by the way, also has a girlfriend.
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在这段重播里
妮弗·康纳利
In this iteration, Jennifer Connelly,
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或许你记得的版本是《美丽心灵》里
whom you may recall as the girlfriend of Russell Crowe
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罗素·克洛的女朋友
in A Beautiful Mind,
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说不定都和绿巨人共赴巫山了
a feel-good romp if there ever was one.
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我才没有嫉妒
I'm not jealous.
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莱纳德一点儿也不嫉妒
Leonard not jealous.
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我刚想到一件事
You know, it just occurred to me,
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如果存在千万个平行宇宙
if there are an infinite number of parallel universes,
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在其中的一个
那里很可能有一位谢尔顿
in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon
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他根本不相信有平行宇宙的存在
who doesn't believe parallel universes exist.
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很可能
你的重点是什么
Probably. What's your point?
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没重点
No point.
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这只是让千万个我中的某我
It's just one of the things
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发笑的理由之一
that makes one of the mes chuckle.
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莱纳德
什么事会让你发笑
What makes you chuckle, Leonard?
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最近吗
Hmm, recently?
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不是很多
Not much.
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是因为那场争端吗
起因于
Is it because of the conflict that arises
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你极其需要与一个女人建立对偶关系
from your desperate need to pair-bond with a woman,
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而显然所有的女性做出的决定
and the apparent collective decision of all womankind
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都是否决了你
to deny you that opportunity?
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呃
Um...
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你还是把嘴闭上吧
Shut up.
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当我爷爷过世之后
You know, when my grandfather died,
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剩奶奶独自一人
我妈妈就安排
and Meemaw was alone, my mom arranged for her
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让她一周去三次活动中心
to visit a center three times a week
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在那里
她可以与同样孤独的人交流
where she could socialize with other lonely people.
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这个安排非常好
It's very nice.
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他们讨论时事
玩桥牌
吃热乎乎的饭
They discuss current events, play bridge, get a hot meal.
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听起来不错
That sounds lovely.
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如果你喜欢玩桥牌的话
It is if you like bridge.
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你喜欢玩桥牌吗
莱纳德
Do you like bridge, Leonard?
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谢尔顿
我只是现在没有人约会而已
Sheldon, I'm just not dating someone right now.
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不用把我送到老年活动中心吧
I don't need to go to a senior center.
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奶奶一开始也是拒绝
但后来她欲罢不能
Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it.
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好
如果我最近还没碰到合适的人
Fine. If I don't meet someone soon,
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你就把我送去养老院得了
you can put me in a home.
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那不是养老院
It's not a home.
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是老年人活动中心
It's a senior center.
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我们绝不会把奶奶送到养老院
We'd never put Meemaw in a home!
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嗨
大家好啊
Hey, guys.
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-嗨
-嗨
- Hey.
- Hey.
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我屈服于社交的压力
跟你们打声招呼吧
All right, I'll bow to social pressure: Hey!
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抱歉
我女朋友伯纳黛特打来的
Excuse me. That's my girlfriend, Bernadette.
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我给她设了专门的铃声
I assigned her her own ringtone--
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用的“四顶尖”唱的《伯纳黛特》
"Bernadette," By The Four Tops.
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伯纳黛特
你好啊
Hello, Bernadette.
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我给他打电话时
铃声是"褐眼女孩"
When I call him, his phone plays "Brown Eyed Girl."
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现在回想起来
好像不是那么好了
Which, now that I think about it, is not so good.
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你应该意识到
他是在炫耀他有女朋友而咱们没有
You realize he's just rubbing our noses in the fact
